rainbowheichou:

attackonmytitties:

knightofbreath:

TINY WORKING COMPUTER

or is it a titan

rainbowheichou:

attackonmytitties:

knightofbreath:

TINY WORKING COMPUTER

or is it a titan

(Source: brian-ws, via swordbendingboomerangs)

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

(Source: tomdefaggot, via lorrainananana)

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via chaoswade)

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

image

(via deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool)

dioburandou:

1mbps:

dioburandou:

greatjaggi:

Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before

Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people

What the fuck

OP gave me ten seconds

(via chaoswade)

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via swordbendingboomerangs)

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via tonyabbot)

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

(via senor-butts)

steptoe:

do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is

(via sassykardashian)

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

(Source: naniithran, via long-live-the-fandoms)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via jenn1322)

(Source: grumpysalmon)

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

(via swordbendingboomerangs)